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A powerful moose stands in front of a mountain lake in Alaska, holding a wooden baseball bat with both hooves. The text "Donk Diesel" appears in bold retro baseball script with navy blue lettering and a yellow outline, evoking a vintage sports logo style. Snow-capped peaks and evergreen trees create a dramatic natural backdrop.

“Built like a moose. Swings like a wrecking ball.”

Donk “Diesel” – The Antlered Enforcer of Anchorage

BACKSTORY

Donk “Diesel” didn’t try out for the Swamp Donkeys—he showed up. Born somewhere deep in the timberline and raised on sawdust, glacier melt, and steel-cut oats, Donk turned heads the day he split a practice bat in half mid-swing. And then didn’t stop swinging.

Anchorage didn’t give him a jersey. They gave him reinforced armor and a warning label.

Whether he’s blasting home runs into snowbanks or charging the mound just to warm up, Donk plays the game like every pitch owes him money. He’s not fast, but you’ll hear him coming—and you'd better move.

Donk Diesel vintage baseball scouting report card with player information and statistics.

⚙️ Strengths: Raw power, intimidation, cold-weather resilience

⚙️ Weaknesses: No finesse, poor base running, breaks his own equipment

His legend started during a foggy midnight game when he knocked the ball so hard it thawed third base. They had to replace the scoreboard — twice.

Fans call him the Snowplow Slugger. We just call him Diesel.

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🗓 2025 SEASON STATS Games: 65 | Hits: 102 | HRs: 38 | RBIs: 113 | Avg: .429 | Putouts: 174 | Assists: 4 | Errors: 3 | Fielding %: .984

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Donk Diesel Fun Facts

Absurd Stats:

Once hit a frozen ball through a snowplow windshield. No damage to the ball.

Hit a ball so hard it cracked through the northern lights and came down two towns over, still spinning.

Quotes:

Rivalries:

Feud with Boone Dinger started after a stare-down turned into a bench-clearing snowball fight.

Denies ever headbutting the Death Dealers’ mascot. Footage says otherwise.

Rookie’s Notes:

Tried to eat a pinecone in the dugout. Still denies it.

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