By Rookie the Raccoon (Mascot. Blogger. Snack Thief.)
Hey slugger, Rookie here — your official mascot of mayhem, blogging live from under the bleachers at Outfield Outlaws HQ. If you're new here, welcome to the weirdest, wildest corner of the retro baseball universe.
Today we're talkin' about Shirts On Deck — our mystery tee subscription that’s hotter than a doubleheader in Death Valley.
So What Is It?
Shirts On Deck is a monthly drop straight from the Outfield Outlaws locker room. Each pack includes:
- 1 exclusive mystery mascot tee
- 1 collectible baseball Lore Card (yep, trading card style)
- A chance at a Parallel pull or Gold redemption card — it’s shiny, it’s rare, and it might score you bonus loot
- custom packaging
- Welcome postcard with discount code
Think of it like a baseball card pack... but with actual shirts, cooler artwork, and fewer sticks of stale gum.
Each mascot comes with their own backstory, stats, and collectible lore card. The more you collect, the closer you get to completing Series 1.
What’s a Parallel Pull?
It’s a limited edition variation of the mascot base card — if you get a Parallel card, you’ve hit big. Some come with bonus merch, free tees, or exclusive discounts. Only a few get pulled each drop.
Why Should You Trust Me?
Because I’m Rookie, I’ve got the scoop, the keys to the merch room, and a very questionable sleep schedule. You’ll see me around here weekly with fresh updates, mascot rumors, and drop previews.
Join the Club
Ready to draft your first Outfield Outlaw?
Subscribe to Shirts On Deck before this month’s mascot disappears into the dugout.
Until next time — keep your tail clean and your hands on the bat.
– Rookie
(Mascot. Blogger. Probably in your snack bag.)
Rookie the Raccoon is the voice of the Outfield Outlaws — part mascot, part myth, and full-time blogger.
From behind the dugout to the top of the merch cart, he’s got the scoop on every mascot in the league.