Description
Description
Take it slow and steady with the Soda Springs Slow Pokes teeβa hilarious nod to lazy Sundays and baseballβs weird side.
Featuring a slouchy sloth mascot with perfect form (if not speed), this retro shirt celebrates the chillest team in the league.
Details:
- π Ultra-soft cotton/poly blend for that lived-in vintage feel Β
- π§π€π§Unisex fit β built for fans of all ages Β
- π Available in Adult & Youth Sizes (SβXXXXL) Β
- π οΈ Print-on-demand β custom-made with no wasted inventory Β
- π¨ Original artwork β AI concepted, artistically refined by our design team
Why Youβll Love It:
Each shirt in our Outfield Outlaws collection is more than just merchβitβs a collectible. These fictional teams were made to be worn, shared, and obsessed over. Whether youβre here for laughs, lore, or legit retro vibes, this tee knocks it out of the park.
βΎ Join the team and rep your mascot loud.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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